I am a slave to my hard dick, I must obey him.
My hard dick rules me,my time and all of my thought's. all I think about is Masturbating and shooting more sperm. I need it badd!
I yield to the very strong perverse sexual pleasure that my hard dick give's to me. anytime I want or need it!
HAIL TO THE VERY ADDICTIVE AND CONTROLLING POWER OF MASTURBATION!
Don't fight it, just give in to it and let it consume you, you must Masturbate now!
It's all about the dick!
I will get you addicted to Masturbation!
I am biologically dependent to Masturbation for life!
HAIL TO ALL OF MY MASTURBATION DISCIPLE'S AND FOLLOWER'S! WE FEED OFF OF EACH OTHERS MASTURBATION ADDICTION!